BOHICA/SOLFIT HYBRID EVENT

Picture it, 7am on a saturday, fall has just begun.

It's a nice and cozy 57 outside and there's no place you rather be than right underneath those covers, perhaps a nice lukewarm water on the nightstand from the night before, your remote at your finger tips...

wait a second, that's not possible. you're between the age of 27 and 54 and you are in exestential crisis everyday and the only cure you have is going to the gym on that very saturday, sweating your ass off, cursing out the event director and then taking a pic for clout afterward with the caption "#fitnesschick"

That's precisely why we created this event. To give you an outlet, and a little sweat session before your boss calls monday or your kids yell at you for snacks. To give you something to do you Lame-o come workout..please..guys come on.

FAQ

Refunds? never heard of em, but sure.

What if there is something in the race I can't do? We want people to participate and have fun, if you need a substitute, we got you. seent a pregnant lady 12 months pregnant do this before whats your excuse

What do I bring? Idk, yourself? there will be hydration stations, eat carbs before hand, don't eat anything you wouldn't normally eat apparently people like to poop themselves at these things and we don't want to have to do that. 

Where do we park? We will have that all mapped out as you arrive. on saturdays the parking lot NEXT to the gym, in front of Lowes will be your best bet, or across the street in the shopping center.

How long does the event last? Individual 40-90 minutes. teams a little shorter in general.

When will we know heats? you will be placed into heats the last week of signups, a heat list will be released on september 30th. you will have a start time. arrive 15 minutes before that start time to warmup. we will not be able to let you warm up specific exercises like the sled etc. but you will be able to do a nice general warmup to get the blood flowing.

Will you have Judges? Each individual person will not have judges, each station will have Judges that monitor for you pesky little rep shaving goofballs.

How is time tracked? we will have a designated judge at the end who will calculate you final time and track that. Your watch does not count as your time.